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Sexual Pre-Occupation

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A man complains to a Psychologist saying, “My wife thinks I’m obsessed with sex”.

Psychologist replies, “Well let’s do some testing and see what it tells us”, and he startes with the ink blots. “What do you see in this picture?” he asks. The man looks at it, turns it upside down and says, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The Psychologist remarks, “that’s intriguing” and shows him the next card asking “And what do you see in this?” The man rotates that one in different directions and then says, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The Psychologist pulls out the third ink blot, and asks again, “What is this a picture of?” The man again turns it various ways and says, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The Psychologist declares, “Well, it does seem like you are obsessed with sex.”

“Me!?” protests the patient. “You’re the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!”